Absurd SMS

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I Am A Virus

Hello
I Am A Virus
And
I Am Entering
Your Brain Right Now
Sorry I Will Leave
I Can’t Find A Brain.

How To Keep An Idiot Entertained

How To Keep An Idiot Entertained
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Press Down
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How To Keep An Idiot Entertained
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Press Up.

I’d ride u sitting, I’d ride u lying

I’d ride u sitting, I’d ride u lying. If u were a bird I’d ride u flying. And when ur dead and long forgotten I’ll dig u up and ride u rotten.

Hello I am a virus

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now….. sorry I will leave, I can’t find a brain.